(Source: futurastic, via lovelessramblings)
I DON’T KNOW, CAN YOU COME INTO THE CLUBHOUSE?
WHILE YOU CERTAINLY SEEM CAPABLE OF ENTERING, YOU MAY NOT BECAUSE WE DON’T ALLOW THAT KIND OF GRAMMAR IN HERE.
AS YOU CAN SEE, YOU’RE INTERRUPTING AN IMPORTANT MEETING. PLEASE GO DANGLE YOUR PARTICIPLES AND MUDDLE YOUR PRONOUN REFERENTS ELSEWHERE.
DEAR GOD, I WOULD LIKE SHIA LABEOUF TO HAVE DIRTY JEWISH SEX WITH ME FOREVER AND EVER AND THAT IS ALL THAT I WANT.
FOREVER, THOUGH. IT CAN’T STOP.
EVER.
THANK YOU FOR THE EARTH AND THE SUN AND THE INTERNET AND SHIA LABEOUF. YOU ARE THE BEST.
AMEN.
(via skysignal)